What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
15.06.2025 10:52
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : I don't drink
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Tea ?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
He : I'm 24.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Do Indian guys like African girls?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : Thank you.
Why is there so much hate against black people?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : No
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
Me : Sure.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.